Ladies, imagine if your boo went on a motorcycle ride and when he was done he was
blessed left with a continuous 20 month erection. Would you sue the company who gave it to him or send them a fruit basket and thank you card?
Well it looks like a California man is not happy about his long-lasting erection that his 1993 motorcycle left him with after what should have been a relaxing motorcycle ride. He says he can’t even satisfy his boo anymore as a result of his displeasure. Apparently, he’s so unhappy with his situation that he has filed a lawsuit against BMW and the makers of his not-so-comfy motorcycle seat.
As reported in Detroit CBS News:
A California man says the seat on his motorcycle has given him an erection he just can’t shake.
Henry Wolf of California is suing BMW America and aftermarket seatmaker Corbin-Pacific claiming his issue began after a four-hour ride on his 1993 BMW motorcycle, with a ridge like seat. Wolf is seeking compensation for lost wages, medical expenses, emotional distress and what he calls “general damage.”
He said he’s had the erection non-stop for 20 months. And it comes with another side effect: The lawsuit says Wolf “now is unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish.”
BMW Motorcycles of Southeast Michigan in Canton, Mich., checked out the story and noted the man wasn’t riding a standard BMW motorcycle seat. He was on an after-market seat, which start at about $200. People generally buy them to make the ride more comfortable.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! *pauses and takes a deep breath*
Americans stay suing someone for something don’t they? Sir, may I suggest an ice pack and KY Jelly?