Being a football fanatic, it boggles my mind how some people really have no interest in the sport. I mean I am a heterosexual female, married with child and I almost passed out when the NFL Lockout was threatening this 2011-2012 season. But, I am a Diva at heart and I do understand how some of my other Divas have no interest in the GREATEST GAME on earth.
With that being said and knowing that the NFL Official season kicks off tomorrow, SEPTEMBER 8, 2011, I felt it was my responsibility to give the ladies who hate the sport and feel a bit neglected while their boos are watching the game some useful tips.
Go Ahead, get your divalicious stationary ready and take notes…I’ll Wait!
There are a few ways you can handle your boo’s attention while his favorite team is playing. Try these Football Rules and let me know how they work for ya!
- You can be the Coach AKA NAG…you may wanna avoid this! Especially, if his team is losing!
- You can be his teammate…giving him a little slap on his butt every time his team makes a great play!
- You can be the watergirl…give ya man a nice cold one during time-outs and halftime. This could definitely turn out to be a positive for you later! *ahem* Liquid Viagra (hint, hint…)
- You can be the cheerleader! With the right cheerleading uniform, a good pre-game & halftime show can work out in your favor! He may even decide to skip the 2nd half and catch the highlights on ESPN! Guess who’s winning then…. 😉 😉
- You can start your own one-player lingerie football league! Grab you an outfit like the ladies in the photo and ‘try it on’ every time the game starts up. But be careful with this! You are a one-woman team so if he suggests adding more players, grab an adult DVD pop it in and tell him to enjoy! No Tiger Woods…. 😉
I hope the above tips help you to tolerate football season! Hey, it’s not going anywhere so you may as well make the best out of the next 6 months! Remember, if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em!
PSA: LADIES, please make sure you become familiar with the NFL theme music so you know when you should get in your proper position….listen and learn!